The Owl and The Pussy Cat

The Owl and the Pussy-Cat went to sea
In an animal-smugglers' boat
They were drowned and found with two-thousand pound
And a newborn in the lining of a coat.

How foul the stars looked down tonight
On the water-logged animal farm
No song, no song from the back of the car
'Are we near, are we there, is it far!'
Is it far!
Is it far!
Are we near, are we there, is it far!

Pussy said to the owl, before they both drowned
"Kill our child for I can't bear it's moans".
She said , "His already dead, look here'; his little blue head was relayed round the world by a drone.
By a drone
By a drone
His little blue head was relayed round the world by a drone.

It's indeed far they say, a year and a day
To England from 'Bong-tree land's' bombed-out groves
But despite the sight of menageries in flight you'll still hear racist shite.
From a pig in a wig with a ring of burst veins on his nose
On his nose
On his nose
With a ring of burst veins on his nose.