One of Our Own

The Russians are exempt from blame now
The trouble's from Blighty, and from Blighty alone
We saw those bragging pirates on TV
But we're blaming Facebook
Cos they're one of our own

Cambridge Analytica, what bounders, what cads!
We must deflect with old-school loyalty away from these lovable rogues
Even though, like that Mark Thatcher, they're clearly mercenaries
But it's okay cos they're one of our own

Pirates in slaves or dealers in arms and in oil
Some will sell their own grannies
For profit, land, influence or gold
And some goes to the Tories, some into the Treasury coffers
But that's okay cos it's one of our own

Britain has lost it's moral compass
If it ever had one in the past
It put a patriotic spin on brutalised bone
But more brutal, the truth between post-truth and bare lies
But that's okay cos it's one of our own
That's okay cos it's one of our own.